Self searches for Sanity

As mentioned on my Facebook page, I have slipped into an episode of Monty Python.

Shoalhaven City Council promised access for those properties bordering on the Council Public Road.

Council says illegally planted trees on Council's Public Road must be removed.

Council contacts the person who planted trees illegally and tells them to remove the trees. 

The person who planted the trees says NO. 

Council spends the next four months backpeddling so fast they almost end up in the Bega Shire (about 600kms sofrom here).
  
Somehow Council becomes responsible for removing and maintaining the trees. 

The good neighbours and I keep lobbying Council. 

Council then decides to remove a limited number of the illegally planted trees to give limited access to us and our neighbours. 

Location of said trees for removal to create enough room for a double gate leads onto our subsurface irrigation (effluent disposal) system.  

Council Manager says that's not his problem.  He just has to provide access.  The fact that we can't use the access is irrelevant. 

I am so pleased great coffee is only seven minutes away.

Let me out of here !!!!